Getting nervous about our dog food situation. We have 4 bags left and chewy hasn’t charged our account for our monthly shipment. The shipment should have already arrived.

Are people really hoarding dog food now?

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We watched Zombieland Double Tap last night. It was entertaining and slight disturbing given our current situation.

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Yolandi is 35
Ninja is 45

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Can we stop saying COVID-19 came from people eating bats, please.

It came from the handling of an animal (like a turtle) that had come into contact with an infected bat.

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You know how people say men get more attractive as they age? Yeah, that doesn’t apply to me.

Just looked in the mirror and straight scared myself. I look like what you’d get if a Bigfoot with terrible allergies fucked a Hobbit with a beer gut.

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