When a recipe calls for curry powder I’m like “what kind?” There so many types. Feel me?

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Well that’s depressing AF


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Nouriel Roubini predicted the 2008 crash. Now, he’s warning that the America is hurtling toward food riots — and then a decade-spanning depression.

http://zpr.io/tV5Hg

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I just looked in mirror and realized I look like the lion from the wizard of oz.

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Why is it so hard to find a digital copy of Ghost Dog, the greatest movie ever made?

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The worst part (for me) about wearing a mask in public is that I tend to make eye contact and smile at people. With a mask on I’m just that creepy guy that makes eye contact with everyone for no reason. 🤦‍♂️

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http://www.bbc.com/travel/story/20200519-japans-forgotten-indigenous-people


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Japan’s indigenous people, the Ainu, were the earliest settlers of Hokkaido, Japan’s northern island. But most travellers will not have heard of them.

http://zpr.io/tVaRk

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Reading between the lines here: there’s no intelligent life in the universe.


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Humans have been wondering whether we alone in the universe since antiquity.

http://zpr.io/tVaH6

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bruh, is your phone even tacticool?


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Mission-ready smartphone solution provides operators with the power to achieve their objectives in any tactical environment. Samsung Electronics America,

http://zpr.io/tVGT9

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America! Freedom! 🤦‍♂️

“Welcome to Costco, I love you.”

^– Hope you get the reference.


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“Kevin and Karen get shopping cart taken away at #Costco || ✌🏼 #wearethepeople #COVID19 #coronavirusuk #COVIDIDIOTS https://t.co/LDeB1hDz9L”

http://zpr.io/tVf46

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https://nypost.com/2020/05/19/nasa-finds-evidence-of-parallel-universe-where-time-runs-backward-report/


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In a scenario straight out of “The Twilight Zone,” a group of NASA scientists working on an experiment in Antarctica have detected evidence of a parallel universe — where the rules of physics…

http://zpr.io/tVHK9

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