Listening to Bloodhound Gang. None of these songs would be ok today. LOL

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I’ve always been a freak about washing my hands, so this situation has kinda pushed me into a crazy headspace.

For example, we just got a UPS delivery. The driver left the box by the road. I saw Jen was walking back with the box in her had. I saw the box from like 10 feet away, and immediately went inside and washed my hands.

It’s like a pavlovian response for me now. Just the sight of something that could potentially Carey the virus makes me wash my hands. Haha 🤦‍♂️

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I just typed “I’ll get back to you when I’m off leash” instead of “off work.” lol 🤦‍♂️

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Most liked FB pic of 2010

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Today is a special day here at Casa Anderson. We celebrate the arrival of Wyatt the fox and Aspen the penguin!

Chase is busy making them various welcoming gifts and planning out their “first day of plushie school and orientation.”

Stay tuned, this is an exciting time!

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Getting nervous about our dog food situation. We have 4 bags left and chewy hasn’t charged our account for our monthly shipment. The shipment should have already arrived.

Are people really hoarding dog food now?

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We watched Zombieland Double Tap last night. It was entertaining and slight disturbing given our current situation.

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Yolandi is 35
Ninja is 45

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Can we stop saying COVID-19 came from people eating bats, please.

It came from the handling of an animal (like a turtle) that had come into contact with an infected bat.

https://www.instagram.com/tv/B-Qcb3Ahr96/?igshid=e9h34mnkru0f

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You know how people say men get more attractive as they age? Yeah, that doesn’t apply to me.

Just looked in the mirror and straight scared myself. I look like what you’d get if a Bigfoot with terrible allergies fucked a Hobbit with a beer gut.

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