When a recipe calls for curry powder I’m like “what kind?” There so many types. Feel me?

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I just looked in mirror and realized I look like the lion from the wizard of oz.

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Why is it so hard to find a digital copy of Ghost Dog, the greatest movie ever made?

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The worst part (for me) about wearing a mask in public is that I tend to make eye contact and smile at people. With a mask on I’m just that creepy guy that makes eye contact with everyone for no reason. 🤦‍♂️

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I want the 4runner from Back To The Future.

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I like to think of inbreeding (line-breeding) kinda like a compression algorithm (specifically lossy compression / irreversible compression). You start with a file (dog population), remove data from it (genes), while still producing a good estimate of the original.

Genes are a lot like bits of data – individually they don’t mean much, but together they form a dog – a collection of data (a dog) completes a file (a dog population).

In a well designed lossy compression, the end result will be an acceptable approximation of the original, but with a smaller file size. Size can be reduced significantly before degradation is noticed.

Recompressing a file that has already been compressed via lossy compression will result in further degradation and smaller file size. Repeating this practice will eventually results in an exponential increase in defects and an exponential decline in approximation (accuracy).

In a well designed line breeding program, the output will also result in an acceptable approximation of the original, while reducing the population size considerably (due to diversity being discarded). Population size can be reduced significantly before degradation is noticed.

Continuing to inbreed on inbred dogs results in further degradation and smaller population size. Repeating this practice will eventually results in an exponential increase in defects and an exponential decline in approximation (accuracy).

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Why is there no option to search your own Instagram photos? So stupid.

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Seriously, what’s the deal with the moths this year? It’s insane how many there are in the evenings here.

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Our little cookie monster

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I cooked a lot of things today

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